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I want to write about a schizophrenic alien named Alfonzo who goes to earth disguised as a homeless man. He gains a strange affinity for Albanian women and apple pies with exactly 5.3 grams of sugar. He was inspired to come to earth by his toaster, which often talks to him. Soon, he becomes a great politician. He is very good at being a politician because he hates s, Iraqi people, and the poor.